80 Sassy quotes

If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.

If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.

It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose.

I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself.

Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I’ll be happy being incredible.

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.

A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.

Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.

You can’t put a leash on me. I’m unleashable!

I and me are always too deeply in conversation.

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.

The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

If you don’t like being a doormat then get off the floor.

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

If you cannot be positive, then at least be quiet.

Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

People will stare. Make it worth their while.

Don’t get bitter, just get better.

If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.

When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.

If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything.

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Success builds character, failure reveals it.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

Only the mediocre are always at their best.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If you are not going to swim deep with me, get out of my water.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

If I had any talent in the world… I would be a great diva.

It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Nobody can understand what you’re feeling unless they burn the way you burned.

I’m gracing you with my presence.

I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a b-tch, okay.

I am thankful for all of those who said no to me. It’s because of them I’m doing it myself.

You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.